The One Song Taylor Swift's Parents Can't Listen To
Have you had reputation on repeat for two days straight like us? And can you agree that one of the best songs on the album is track twelve?
In addition to being pure pop perfection, "Dress" is Tay Tay's first foray into blatantly sex-sual lyrics.
As with every new thing Tay tries her hand at, the slow jam about wanting to cross the line from friendship to something more is truly Taylor all-grown up.
While we're obviously loving this lustful new track, there are two people who might not be so on board with this song. Those two people are, of course. Mr and Mrs Taylor Swift.
Instyle revealed that Scott and Andrea Swift were reportedly left feeling slightly uncomfortable when "Dress" came on during one of their daughter's famous fan Secret Sessions.
During the low-key reputation listening party, Swift's parents fled the room when the raunchy song started playing for the fans.
Some Swifties took to Twitter to document the whole experience.
Scott was full on blushing the entire time during Dress, so that's that fam.— MET TAYLOR💕 (@Taylor_SlaysAll) November 8, 2017
The room felt like it got 10 times hotter when Dress came on... maybe that’s why Andrea walked out🤔👀— ALEX MET TAYLOR (@SwiftieAlex) November 8, 2017
SCOTT AND ANDREA LEAVING THE ROOM WHEN TAYLOR PLAYS A SONG ABOUT SEX IS LITERALLY ME IM GOING GO SCREAM— Getawaycar.mp3 (@bakingswifts) November 8, 2017
Their accounts are hilarious and - for anybody who has ever had an awkward moment with their own parents - pretty relatable.
For those who haven't memorized every single lyric on all fifteen tracks off reputation - first of all, what are you even doing with your lives?!
Here are some of the saucy lyrics that truly are everything!
Say my name and everything just stops /don't want you like a best friend/ Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off
She goes on to sing:
I'm spilling wine in the bathtub / You kiss my face and we're both drunk / Everyone thinks that they know us / But they know nothing about
And don't forget about this spicy section:
All of this silence and patience, pining and anticipation / My hands are shaking from holding back from you
The lyrics are amazing, obviously, but we can totally understand where Swift's parents are coming from.
Swift, despite writing openly about her romantic relationships in her music, has kept the lyrics relatively PG over the years.
"Dress" may just feature her most mature lyrics yet and we can sympathize with her parents for wanting to skip this track when they listen to reputation.
They're only human, after all.
Swifties, are you ready for it?
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